I'm thatzak and this is my Tumblr. I'm a mildly successful internet personality who lives and works for a small startup in Seattle. That's about as exciting as it gets.
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YOU CANT STOP US.
But Vondell, pretend marriages are so legitimate.
i dont think that would hold up in a court of law
I actually did pretend to get married to my best friend. I have every right to call her my wife.
I call her my wife my mom and my daughter… because she is all of those things.
Please. Change your relationship status and...referring to her as your “wifey” every time...
But I married my wifey, we had haribo rings and witnesses!!