I'm thatzak and this is my Tumblr. I'm a mildly successful internet personality who lives and works for a small startup in Seattle. That's about as exciting as it gets.

 

Anonymous asked
when are you going to grow a dick?

Thinking about it next week.

Anonymous asked
Are there any songs you like that the majority of people probably don't like? I'm struggling to think of a good example, but I guess Nickelback would be the best one.

Most people seem to be surprised or think that I’m joking when they find out that I like a high volume of current rap and pop songs. They’re just incredibly fun and catchy. I know it’s not “cool” to like top 40, but it’s also not cool to spend the majority of your day complaining about how terrible the radio is. No one likes a bitter and hateful person.

Anonymous asked
that criple stark boy on game of thrones reminds me so much of you. you have the same facial features.

thatbran.

Anonymous asked
I think I just saw you wearing a plaid shirt as a dress.

What? Me? That’s impossible.

Anonymous asked
Does your brother have a tumblr or anything?
Anonymous asked
sooo... zach... when are you guys gonna upload a new nefarious fauxpod?? its been a while

We’re all really busy and our schedules don’t line up. I would love to record more often, but it’s not possible. :/

Anonymous asked
You said you love One Direction. How do you feel about Justin Bieber? Because I can recall you were excited about the "Boyfriend" video

The Biebz is pretty hit or miss for me. Some of his songs are insanely catchy while others I don’t get. I really like “Boyfriend” though.

Anonymous asked
Do you like One Direction?

I don’t like One Direction.

I love One Direction.

Anonymous asked
Is Colson gay?

I’m not sure.