I'm thatzak and this is my Tumblr. I'm a mildly successful internet personality who lives and works for a small startup in Seattle. That's about as exciting as it gets.

 

Hank Green's Tumblr: On Ad Block

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On my most recent video I saw a whole ton of comments from people saying “I never see pre-rolls on Vlogbrothers videos because I have AD BLOCK installed.” Well, two problems here.

  1. No one sees pre-rolls on vlogbrothers videos because we don’t run them
  2. I am not sure how I feel about Ad Blockers and I wish you would consider your decision more carefully, especially your apparent desire to share the world. 

    If everyone was like you and used ad blockers, there would be no Freddie Wong videos to watch. There would be no YouTube. There would be no Google or GMail or Facebook or any of it. If everyone used ad block, the internet would be made of things that suck and things that cost money.

    And so when you say to the world “HEY PONCES! WTF AREN’T YOU USING AD BLOCK! SUCKERS!” What you’re saying is “Let’s all work together to destroy the internet.”

    The only reason Ad Block works for you is that most people don’t use it. It is in your best interest to keep Ad Block quiet and not let anyone know about it. Spend like 13 seconds thinking through a world where Ad Block gets installed on a substantial number of browsers in the world:

    Advertisers call up platforms (Google, YouTube, Facebook, etc) and say “We aren’t going to pay you for advertisements if no one sees them.”

    The platforms freak out and spend a huge amount of time and money creating Ad Block Blockers. Maybe they partner with Mozilla. Maybe with the US Government. Maybe they create another technological solution. In any case, afterward the internet is clunkier and maybe even less free than beforehand.

    Ad Blockers counter by working around the work-arounds. 

    Advertisers still pull back funds, the internet gets worse. Less money is spent on making the internet cool and interesting, more money is spend on trying to defeat Ad Blockers. 

    At the end of the day, your attempts to remove some pixels that were off in the corner of the screen where you probably would never have seen them anyway have made the whole world a less awesome place. 

    I understand the desire to work-around a system that annoys you. But I do not understand the apparent inability of some people to think their decisions through to their logical conclusion.

    ***FOOTNOTE ON TUMBLR***

    You may notice that Tumblr neither costs money nor sucks. However, before Tumblr got it’s most recent round of venture capital funding, you may also remember how it was crashing 20 or 30 times per day. The funding that made it possible for Tumblr to stay online consistently would not have come in if the people with that money did not believe that someday Tumblr would have some kind of path to profitability…and the clearest of those paths is through advertising.

I’m reblogging this again because 90% of the comments in my new video seem to brag about AdBlock as if it’s some easy solution to the complicated role that corporations play in facilitating and problematizing the relationship between people who make stuff on the Internet and people who enjoy that stuff.

In fact, AdBlock does no such thing. It mostly only hurts the creators of the stuff you like, because it doesn’t prevent YouTube from collecting valuable information about you that they then use to grow and improve their company. If everyone—or even 20% of people—used AdBlock, we could not afford to ignore our other jobs to make regular vlogbrothers videos, let alone create expensive educational content like crashcourse.

I don’t know what the solution to this complicated problem is, but it sure as hell isn’t AdBlock.

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Zachariah: the Enlightened One (Hidden Illuminati Messages Revealed)

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thatzak looks like the average video maker, but there are several aspects of his character that suggest that he is, in fact, part of the Illuminati.

He also goes by the alias safarizone on the Internet’s snowflake, tumblr. “Safari” contains six letters. Six is a demonic, dark-sided number insinuating the devil, death, or worse. It is also a reference to the Pokémon franchise, which is also dark-sided.

Pokémon themselves are created by the devil to make sure children do not grow up past the age of ten. That way, they are more vulnerable to the devil. Their minds can be easily manipulated by the Dark One. Zach’s demographic is mostly younger females. Coincidence? I think not!

In one of his more recent videos “No Pants, No Problems”, Zach vocally expresses the pleasure one feels when not wearing pants. You know who else doesn’t wear pants? THE DEVIL! The devil, according to Wikipedia has goat legs, goat horns, and dresses like pop singer Britney Spears during formal social events.

None of these characteristics of someone who actively searches for clothing that protects the legs. Do your goat legs feel constrained in all that denim, Zach?!

Zach wears a lot of red shirts in his videos, which is the color of the devil’s shade of lipstick if he wore lipstick. Many Christian fanfiction posts suggest that if the devil was to reprise Ving Rhames’s role in the movie “Holiday Heart”, he would choose the color red. Zach wears red, so this means that he longs to be a cross-dressing minion of the Dark Lord.

Nicolas Cage is mentioned in a majority of Zach’s videos. Cage, a classically trained actor, is popular for his near perfect role choosing abilities. The Hell motif is a reoccurring factor in Cage’s movies. He was also named “Sexiest Hairpiece of the Year“ by People magazine twice in 2007 and 2011, respectively.

Zach’s influence has already reached his brother, SemiColson.

“Semi” means“half”, and “Colson” includes six letters. Half of six is three. There are three points in a triangle, and the triangle is international symbol of the Illuminati.

Stop his influence now or you may be next to have your soul taken for eternity!

Reblogging this again.